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Monday, 5 March 2007
Prozac Tea
Mood:  chillin'

I take a glass measuring cup and put a small amount of red wine in it.  I break open a 40mg Prozac capsule and pour white powder into the wine.  At first the white powder wants to clump together.  But as I swirl the measuring cup the white powder begins to dissolve into the red wine until the red wine turns from clear to cloudy because of the suspended particles of Prozac.  Sometimes a bit of alcholol is added to over the counter medication syrups to keep the medication dissolved in the syrup.  Alchohol is a dissolver.

I heat water in a tea kettle.  In a coffee mug I pour the boiling water over a tea bag.  I dunk the tea bag several times, watching for the brown tea to stain the water.  Once the hot water has colored I pour exactly 1 cup worth of tea into the glass measuring cup.  Stir with a spoon to mix the Prozac laden wine evenly into the tea.  Then over a sink I pour off 1/4 of the liquid, leaving 3/4 cup in the measuring cup.  I pour the 3/4 cup of tea measurment into an empty coffee mug and drink it.  After the mug is empty I pour some water in it, swirl, and then drink the water, to wash away any residue of the Prozac tea that has been left in the mug. 

This is the way to reduce a 40mg capsule dose of prozac to a 30mg dose.  My therapist is reducing my prozac prescription but I recently bought a 90 day supply of 40mg capsules.  I don't want that medication to go to waste.  The capsules can't be cut into quarters the way a tablet can.  You have to find a way of separating 10mg of the powerder away from 30mg.  The answer is my Prozac tea.

Prozac tea tastes bitter.  The tea is bitter, the wine is tart, and the Prozac powder is bitter.  However the flavor of the tea and the wine over powers the Prozac powder.  I like to drink my tea bitter anyway.  Once the measurement of Prozac tea is perfect I could add sugar or milk but I don't.

 


Posted by dignifyme at 12:40 PM EST
Updated: Monday, 5 March 2007 1:06 PM EST
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Saturday, 11 July 2009 - 5:07 AM EDT

Name: "Matthew Reynolds"

I love you. You do not need Prozac. Come be with me, here, in your new home.

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